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Offline AshtrayMonument

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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2007, 06:18:12 PM »
Very true. :)
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Offline Mordeth

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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2007, 11:09:20 PM »
dude....righteous
Lesbians shouldnt be allowed to use dildos. They have made their choice

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Offline rille

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« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2007, 02:08:42 AM »
...I hope you are joking. :-P

On a side note. I got an aunt that is into simular crap. She even had a small shop untill it went into bankruptcy. Nowadays she is into small scale accounting. At least I havn't heard her walk around and speak with the dead for some time so I guess she is improving...
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« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2007, 03:12:32 AM »
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You're an English teacher's worst nightmare!
Nah, they could tutor me for ever.  I'm their wet dream.
No, you're still their worst nightmare....Trust me, there's nothing more painful than a student who is unable to be taught...
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« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2007, 08:20:03 AM »
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You're an English teacher's worst nightmare!
Nah, they could tutor me for ever.  I'm their wet dream.
No, you're still their worst nightmare....Trust me, there's nothing more painful than a student who is unable to be taught...
Not when they are no longer in school, so no longer in your class.
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Offline The new Olli (with hair)

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« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2007, 10:32:53 AM »
UPDATE
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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2007, 01:31:33 PM »
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Isn't telekinesis the ability to move objects with your mind?  I thought telepathy was being able to read people's thoughts.
Yeah I mean I wish I was telekinetic, but telekinesis doesn't exist.

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Offline Thin

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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2007, 02:33:46 PM »
Are you able to transfer funds over the internet?

Offline AshtrayMonument

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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2007, 02:52:09 PM »
Devlyn, if you scan your palm I could probably do a reading using that. Other than that I have been reading up about a method of of psychic interaction that involves using computer networks to boost your range over long distances. The only problem with this technique though is that I have to pay the guy who knows how to do it to teach me, so after I've made some money reading fortunes the old fashioned way I'll look into this new cyber-fortune technique!!

Myth, no updates at this time, my first class is tomorrow so I'll let you know how it went!!
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« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2007, 03:14:32 PM »
But you didn't foresee my posting this wondrous picture in the other thread.
The simplest thing is to work with n-dimensional Minkowski spacetime.

Offline Mordeth

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« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2007, 11:28:48 PM »
ash, when joints are smoked in this dimension does the weed we turn to ash end up in the ghostly dimension? figured you'd be the best one to ask about that. it would pretty much have to I think, otherwise how do ghosts get high?
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Offline AshtrayMonument

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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2007, 07:25:09 PM »
UPDATE

Well my training took a while but I'm finally qualified. My parents came to the graduation and everything. Proudest day of my life since I got to lvl 70 in WoW. Will post pictures soon.
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« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2007, 11:11:14 PM »
Did you get to wear a fancy hat?
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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2007, 12:17:10 AM »
...and silk pyjamas?
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