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Offline rille

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« on: May 13, 2007, 12:11:13 AM »
Is anyone / did anyone watch this crap? ;)

I swear, it gets worse every year...
Its a joke now. O_o

Death to eurovision! ;)
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2007, 01:06:37 AM »
Yeah, it's a joke. Let's be honest, the Ukraine got their points because they were just incredibly silly. And us poor Swedes, well, like some journo said: We could have sent ABBA at the peak of their game and it wouldn't have made a difference.

I still say we had the best act, apart from the wonderful Ukrainians.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 01:11:58 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2007, 01:43:18 PM »
The Netherlands didn't even made it through the semi-final... with the same girl who ended up fourth in the final a handful years prior. :)
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2007, 01:52:11 PM »
and even dj bobo didn't make it into the finals..
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2007, 03:00:35 PM »
Watched a bit of it before... Europeans are weird
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2007, 04:43:52 PM »
Hey, atleast Finland won last year :P
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2007, 04:55:42 PM »
Quote from: Soma
Watched a bit of it before... Europeans are weird
says the descendant of people judged too weird for europe
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2007, 05:12:40 PM »
DJ Bobo... is that THE DJ Bobo, that was high up in the charts in 1994?
"Somebody dance with me" - that song?

..if that's the case, no wonder he didn't get into the finals :D
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2007, 05:34:32 PM »
Quote from: Mordeth
Quote from: Soma
Watched a bit of it before... Europeans are weird
says the descendant of people judged too weird for europe
Too hardcore I believe it was! :cool: ...also shut up or we'll come back and steal all your bread, or maybe your potatoes

Get it? ...because you're Irish!! ...and Irish people have sex with potatoes or something
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2007, 06:48:01 PM »
you wouldn't last a day in the mild Irish weather
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2007, 06:54:18 PM »
Screw Ukraine! Lordi was waaay cooler :P
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2007, 07:26:35 PM »
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you wouldn't last a day in the mild Irish weather
My Scotish blood might come through and save me... then again my mum was born there and she hates the cold more than anyone I know

Looks like your crappy weather saves your precious potatoes... for now!
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 03:20:02 PM »
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DJ Bobo... is that THE DJ Bobo, that was high up in the charts in 1994?
"Somebody dance with me" - that song?

..if that's the case, no wonder he didn't get into the finals :D
Yes, THE same DJ Bobo :)
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 04:33:46 PM »
I almost liked the Russian and the Moldova entries. ;)
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