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Offline Mordeth

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« on: June 14, 2007, 11:50:51 PM »
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0614/germany.html

all my time in Canada I was sharing the street with agile furry killers

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Offline Uche Obiora

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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 12:03:39 AM »
But this is in Germany.
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 12:21:50 AM »
oh, so it;'s just because they're german squirrels that they're raving killing machines

you racist son of a bitch
the war's over!
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Offline Iridescence

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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 12:50:08 AM »
What a totally bizarre story.  I used to own a rat that would bite anyone that came near it, don't see that in the news :/
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Offline Olli

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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 08:40:18 AM »
Quote from: Iridescence
What a totally bizarre story.  I used to own a rat that would bite anyone that came near it, don't see that in the news :/
It's getting close to summer here on the northern hemisphere... news is slow these days ;)
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 08:41:46 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2007, 09:04:59 AM »
QUICK! Lets invade Iran!

Offline Kat

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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2007, 12:23:10 PM »
I hate squirrels.  Filthy little tree rats are ubiquitous and horribly aggressive where I come from.. plus they eat all the seed out of the bird feeder.

I haven't seen a single squirrel since I've moved to Europe.  I hear the ones over here are red instead of gray though.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2007, 12:53:30 PM »
Hammy just couldn't lay off the energy drink I guess...
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 12:55:11 PM »
This deserves to be on the news because... ?
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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 03:40:01 PM »
It's not about Paris hilton or Anna nicloe Smith :)

Yeah Kat, Grey Squirrels aren't native here and since their introduction they've been running the red squirrels out of house and home.  The Bastards!
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Offline Mordeth

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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2007, 03:54:35 PM »
squirrel wars!!
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2007, 06:37:05 PM »
I prefer chipmunks myself.

Much cuter then squirrels.
My dog Duncan loves to chase squirrels, all I have to do is say the word, and he is at the door ready to go.
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