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Offline FoiD

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« on: June 26, 2007, 06:33:59 AM »
Apparently he was found dead in his house, along with his family.
Double murder suicide.

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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 08:24:03 AM »
Roid rage.
People always tell me that they're crazy. Crazy people aren't so fucking boring.

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 08:27:36 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 08:28:14 AM »
The scuttlebut is that his wife actually killed their son, and that he, upon returning and finding out, killed her and himself.
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 09:31:49 AM »
Did he choke slam her to death??
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 11:20:10 AM »
I't Chris Benoit.  He's like 4 foot 2, he cannot chokeslam anyone.
It would have been a diving headbut, or maybe death by Cross-Face Crippler.

Although he has been practicing Sharpshooting for many years.
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2007, 12:13:08 PM »
I don't think this is the first WWE star that dies this year...
...so why are all WWE and former WWE dying? ;)

Suicide seems to be popular in WWE,
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 12:42:54 PM »
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]I don't think this is the first WWE star that dies this year...
...so why are all WWE and former WWE dying? ;)

Suicide seems to be popular in WWE,
Must be a lonely life, always on the road.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2007, 05:21:05 PM »
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']I don't think this is the first WWE star that dies this year...
...so why are all WWE and former WWE dying? ;)

Suicide seems to be popular in WWE,
They're starting to realise how pointless their lives are?
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2007, 05:48:23 PM »
Recently release fromtheir contracts:

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The Big Bossman
The Von Erich Curse
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 08:32:25 PM »
Jeez, you're forgetting at least:
Sensational Sherri
Mr Perfect
Ravishing Rick Rude
Big Bossman

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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2007, 02:48:01 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2007, 03:15:41 AM »
Pimps don't commit suicide!

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2007, 03:50:39 AM »
Good job Somastah!
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