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Offline rille

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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2007, 10:19:05 am »
nah...

The NDS version is the best so far.
It got so many type of games available.
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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2007, 05:17:32 pm »
No, you're wrong.
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« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2007, 05:41:57 pm »
No, he's not. The DS version is better...
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« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2007, 08:26:50 pm »
It is indeed.
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« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 11:49:21 am »
You're all wrong.
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« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 12:23:05 pm »
Haven't played the DS version but of the rest the SNES was way ahead in the Fun stakes.
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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 01:38:31 pm »
NDS got the normal modes.
Grand prix.
Time trail.
Vs.
Battle.
(+ hidden stuff like mirroring 150cc mode)
And a lot of different cars including a plane like car that is fast like hell...

It also got a new mission mode with bosses etc. ;)
And to top that it got pretty much all levels from previous games so the game itself is a minor achievement.
...and then you add multiplayer support with DS-DS and WiFi.

All NDS games should be of this quality.
But there are like a handful, at most, that beats it. :-P

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« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 04:25:59 pm »
You're still wrong.
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« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2007, 02:27:31 am »
Nah, he's not. I played the SNES version 'till my fingers bled and it was awesome.. But the DS version is in fact better.

Hopefully the Wii version will follow the DS's bright example, and we'll all be playing the best Mario Kart so far on our TVs rather than the DS screen.
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« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2007, 06:44:22 am »
*sniggers*
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« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2007, 08:14:53 am »
are the like super niggers??

I remember the snes kart being really hard, but i haven't played it since i was a little noob... might have to go back and give it another rally
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« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2008, 02:52:44 am »
Picked this up today. Multiplayer is * :( No GP mode and only team battle modes so no 1 on 1. Fuck that! The rest is fucking cool though. I'm a bit drunk to tell why exactly but it is fun. The controls take a bit of getting use to, they only need tiny movements and so far I keep using iems when I mean to turn.....
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« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2008, 02:49:34 am »
Mario Kart kicks major ass

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« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2008, 09:19:17 am »
Finally the Wii has a game worth playing!! Might have to see if i can borrow one from some where
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« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2008, 12:10:59 pm »
Do you still have to use that annoying burn-out turbo trick for optimal speed like other recent Mario Kart games?
Gimme the good old days when a pair of
boobs were a couple of dumb guys.

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« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2008, 02:14:09 pm »
You need that shit to boost away from red shells!
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« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2008, 07:15:06 pm »
Worst Mario Kart game ever!

Huge disappointment.
Seems like the Wii sells but it got some of the crappiest games ever. ;)
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« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2008, 02:48:18 am »
Why is is a disappointment? I  might not buy it.

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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2008, 03:12:34 am »
don't listen to rille
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« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2008, 03:21:42 am »
the clips i've seen of it look pretty awesome, racing against people from around the world and also being able to see how your times stack up is freakin super
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« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2008, 04:58:04 am »
Nothing's good enough for rille, so I'd take his opinion with a grain of salt. :p
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« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2008, 04:04:36 pm »
Well, it could be better... ;)
(note: I don't own a Wii so I have only seen small parts of it so do take it with a grain of salt)

The NDS version had a lot of changes and this version just added some.
(crappy visuals! - I cant get over that)
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« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2008, 07:41:04 pm »
Rille.... You're wrong!

And it turns out multiplayer isn't quite as knackered as I thought. there's a options menu I never noticed before so you can turn the bots off. The levels are way to big then but at least it's something....
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« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2008, 07:58:20 pm »
Nonsense, things can always be better. ;)
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« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2008, 10:24:32 pm »
will have tonight
will play
will splooge
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