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Offline Nuada

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« on: July 26, 2007, 03:56:40 PM »
You're Fat, not because of metabolism, not because of genes, not because you eat too fucking much and don't do shit but because your friends are Fat.

Jesus christ we need a Final Fatty Solution. Deep fry them all and maybe we can end some of the worlds shittiest excuses for personal failure at life.

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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 05:12:16 PM »
Heh, saw that in the newspaper. What struck me as the most stupid comment in it was that if you had a thin friend, statistics also showed that you had an increased chance of becoming thinner yourself....
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 05:48:51 PM »
It's a basic animal instinct that Hotties hunt in packs. while Fatties sit in together on Friday hights eating icecream and watching Sleepless in Seattle.
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 01:51:27 AM »
That's actually very true, Nu.
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2007, 02:46:51 AM »
a lot of girls out my way undergo the 'widening' once they hit 30 or so (though the age of commencement appears to be getting younger all the time)
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2007, 03:05:17 PM »
huh... so you're telling me I can now blame all my pudgy friends for the belly I've been growing since I came back to ireland?

awesome, next time I get drunk I'm gona let them know
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 02:59:21 AM »
I read this and can't help but pat myself on the back for keeping my friends thin and youthful.

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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2007, 09:45:22 PM »
I would like to add, though, that metabolism actually IS a factor. Say what you want, but some people become fat when they don't exercise enough, and some people can eat all the fucking food that they want and hardly ever gain any weight while, you guessed it, NOT exercising. Some people have lifelong problems with their weight because of their metabolism and have their thin friends wondering why the fuck there are never any munchies in the house, for example. Call it the extra factor or something, but it DOES exist.

Don't be so fucking quick to judge, Nuada. Seriously uncool.
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 10:02:54 PM »
Lannie I know it's a factor in some people but it's just a fucking excuse for most.  When have you ever met anyone who admitted to being a Fat Fuck because they sat around all day eating junk food?  No, it's always some fucking sob story about metabolism or genes.  Kinda funny how all the people in the world with the Fatty gene seem to live in western Europe or the US.
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 10:24:16 PM »
maybe it IS a racial thing...

our girls don't get fat asses like black girls either..
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 10:27:59 PM »
It's not a racial thing at all. It's a cultural thing and the sooner people own up, the better for my blood pressure.
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2007, 11:02:26 PM »
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Lannie I know it's a factor in some people but it's just a fucking excuse for most.  When have you ever met anyone who admitted to being a Fat Fuck because they sat around all day eating junk food?  No, it's always some fucking sob story about metabolism or genes.  Kinda funny how all the people in the world with the Fatty gene seem to live in western Europe or the US.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 01:55:10 AM »
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When have you ever met anyone who admitted to being a Fat Fuck because they sat around all day eating junk food?  No, it's always some fucking sob story about metabolism or genes.
I know 3 of them, actually. And they're not fat anymore... :-P
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2007, 02:06:28 AM »
They're not Fat anymore because they admitted to themselves that the problem was their lifestyles and didn't just blame on some pathetic excuse where they're the poor innocent victim...
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2007, 02:17:56 AM »
Well, yeah. That's the point...
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 02:30:18 AM »
I know! Now go convince Lannie that we're totally correct in this!
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 03:07:24 AM »
Hey Lannie, we're totally correct in this, don'cha know.

Hmm, I didn't read Lannie's post. Half of it's because some people aren't well-educated enough about food or their systems to make the right choices. It's not that much about metabolism, it's about eating what you need to. I mean, I've got a super-fast metabolism - it's taken me a year of eating 1.5 times the amount to put on 5 kilos - which I needed, but I could do the same, faster by eating pizza every day - except I know it's not healthy, even though I need(ed) the weight, to eat that much of it. Not saying I don't eat too much pizza, though. I've also been exercising a fair bit, though.

...I don't even know what I'm saying. Anyway, from being closely associated with the 3 that did lose the weight, half is admitting you're fat, and doing something about it, instead of finding excuses.
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2007, 09:06:37 AM »
I once heard there are ways to speed up your metabolism I think.
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 09:08:47 AM »
Look at Boobies.
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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2007, 09:55:09 AM »
Exercising, you mean?
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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2007, 10:13:10 AM »
Yeah, well I always 'excersise' when looking at Boobies :)
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« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2007, 02:42:55 PM »
that's about all the exercise I get
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2007, 03:55:00 AM »
rofl mordie. I nearly spat out my coffee over my computer.

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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2007, 12:40:32 PM »
I'm trying to figure out how many fatties have been saved by Nuada's vitriol.
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2007, 01:12:59 PM »
One that I know of for sure.  Sometimes you have to be cruel for fun and sometimes it even benefits the victim.
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