Author Topic: Magic Kitten Senses Grim Reaper  (Read 254 times)

Offline Mordeth

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« on: July 27, 2007, 03:35:45 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/25/death.cat.ap/index.html

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PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island (AP) -- Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.

His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means the patient has less than four hours to live. PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island (AP) -- Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.
I wonder how the materialist atheist scum on this forum are going to wiggle their way out of this one.

God is a Kitten!
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Offline FoiD

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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 04:35:12 PM »
Let's kill God.
Save the world... have ur kids spayed or neutered!

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Wow, that was incrediblt rude, even by your standards.
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill... Oh and send me money
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Offline Thin

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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 05:19:10 PM »
Take that, Disbelievers!

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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 09:27:44 PM »
Especially Hunchy's gonna have a hard time with God being a kitten.. He's got gods plastered all over 'his' thread! :rolleyes:

Offline Mandie

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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 06:31:08 AM »
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God is a Kitten!
And her name is Gigit and she lives at my house. That death kitty is just a scammer.

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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 10:07:48 AM »
I knew God would be cuddly wuddly!

Dax, who used to curl up to watch TV wtih God's illegitmate cousin...
One time, I saw a shark bite a whale.