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Offline Fred's Bimbo Girl

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« on: August 20, 2007, 01:30:45 PM »
so, it's a sad day when all we aussies have to talk about is that the leader of the opposition got shitfaced and went to a new york strip club four years ago.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,22273342-601,00.html

seriously. who gives a fsck?

i think i'm voting green!!

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Greens Senator Bob Brown said revelations about Labor leader Kevin Rudd's night in a New York gentlemen's club should be kept in perspective.

"Four years ago Kevin Rudd got drunk and took himself into a strip club," Senator Brown said.

"Four years ago John Howard, sober, took Australia into the Iraq war.

"I think the electorate can judge which one did the more harm," Senator Brown told reporters in Melbourne today.
hear bloody hear!!
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 02:26:35 PM »
lulz. I don't think it's even worth commenting on, either...
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 03:34:37 PM »
Bob cuts through the bullshit and nails it :)
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 04:26:37 PM »
There was no way I was ever going to vote for clean cut pussy Rudd. This changes everything.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 04:49:37 PM »
How about going to a Strip Club on official business/Taxpayers money? While representing out country?

To be honest, I dont really care either; but the question has to be asked.

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 05:09:55 PM »
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How about going to a Strip Club on official business/Taxpayers money? While representing out country?
Even better. The only way I could like Rudd more right now is if it came to light that he was snorting coke off a stripper's tit.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 05:14:19 PM »
so the official stance of australia regarding naked women dancing around = no?
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 08:33:30 PM »
I'd gladly swap any of our politicians for any of yours fbg...
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 10:12:19 PM »
Oil > strippers.

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 02:02:54 AM »
Mordie: = yes, actually.
Nas: pfft. How about both? Eh? Oiled-up strippers? You dirty man.

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How about going to a Strip Club on official business/Taxpayers money? While representing out country?
Well, while he was travelling there on official business, going to the club wasn't exactly paid for by the taxpayer, was it? Apart from the fact that he was a government employee, and hence his wages do come from taxes. How he spends them is his business...
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2007, 06:00:23 AM »
I bet the taxpayers paid for the flight and for his taxi fare :p

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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2007, 06:18:04 AM »
I bet you he kept receipts from all the lap dances he had so he could claim them as business expenses. That's how K Rudd rolls.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2007, 06:39:13 AM »
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I bet the taxpayers paid for the flight and for his taxi fare :p
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he was travelling there on official business
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2007, 08:54:55 AM »
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I bet the taxpayers paid for the flight and for his taxi fare :p
Still better than the Liberal MP who said it there was absolutely nothing wrong with him taking his wife and children on a tax payer funded trip for himself and upsizing the accomodation and meals expense to cover them as well.

Liked Bob's comment when I read it in the paper the other day.

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2007, 09:00:49 AM »
How is it better?

Most companies allow for spouses and children on business trips. I'm not sure they endorse Strip club visits though. I wonder if the upsizing was taxpayer funded.

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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2007, 09:08:44 AM »
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Most companies allow for spouses and children on business trips.
You what?! You're inferring that the company pays for them too, which is, for a lack of a better term, bullshit.
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2007, 10:16:40 AM »
Yeah, I was thinking about oiled up strippers, Julie. Another reason why Operation Iraqi Freedom was a good thing.
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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2007, 01:51:58 PM »
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How is it better?

Most companies allow for spouses and children on business trips. I'm not sure they endorse Strip club visits though. I wonder if the upsizing was taxpayer funded.
Oh come ON. Of course it wasn't work funded.
And I've gotten horribly smashed on a work outing as well. Didn't pay hookers from my salary, but I did pay a few way-too-expensive vodka redbulls from it. More than a few, even. And dude, people often go and party during work outings. It's the way of the world.
Who cares if that guy was messing about with strippers?
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2007, 02:27:31 PM »
It was mildly amusing because he's a bit Ned Flanders... also funny if he had to explain things to his wife :P
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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2007, 02:29:10 PM »
Well at least he can say he's a straight Ned Flanders...
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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2007, 03:15:56 PM »
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To be honest, I dont really care either; but the question has to be asked.
Probably worth re-quoting :p. I'm just playing devils advocate.

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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 01:52:55 AM »
Suuuuuure you are. :-P
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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2007, 04:07:36 PM »
Fucking Lawyers. :p

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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2007, 10:46:06 PM »
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Oil > strippers.

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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2007, 02:49:46 AM »
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