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Offline FoiD

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« on: November 15, 2007, 09:56:50 AM »
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Woman fined for biting man's penis

Published: 14th November 2007 08:50 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/9093/

A 22-year-old woman has been found guilty of biting a man's penis at a fast-food outlet in Skövde in March.

The incident occurred after the woman approached the man and asked him several times if he would like her to perform oral sex on him. The pair were not acquainted and the man declined the offer. He then kept trying to reason with her as he turned his body away from her advances.
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But the woman would not take no for an answer. Catching the man off guard, she pulled his trousers down and sank her teeth into one side of his penis. She then scratched him in the face.

The woman admitted to Skaraborg District Court that she had been very much under the influence of alcohol and did not remember having set foot in the fast-food restaurant.

The court found the 22-year-old guilty of assault and sexual harassment. She was given a suspended sentence, fined 80 days' wages and ordered to pay the man 11,600 kronor in damages.

The court said it found the man's story credible, partly because it was so unusual that the judges did not believe he had made it up. His version of events was also supported by a witness. Photographs and a doctor's note provided further evidence of the injuries he had sustained.

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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 10:39:59 AM »
Weird...

Did you read the article on Bara Bröst (the feminists who want to be able to go topless to swimming pools)? I cant really see who would be against it... I mean, no man would say no to that, and why would any woman? :P

http://www.thelocal.se/9078/20071112/
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 10:40:24 AM »
See what alcohol does to people?!?!

Also, the breast article is more swedish :o
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 10:45:39 AM »
DAMN YOU NADIR
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 11:53:05 AM »
I'm all for the bare breasted swimmers bit. I saw a guy this Tuesday who could have used a bikini to cover up, but nobody told him to do so. Equal rights and all that.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 12:12:37 PM »
I don't see anything wrong with girls bathing topless, but it might not be as pleasant for the guys as it sounds... it always seems to be the ugly people who love taking it off :P
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 12:17:41 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 08:14:37 PM »
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Weird...

Did you read the article on Bara Bröst (the feminists who want to be able to go topless to swimming pools)? I cant really see who would be against it... I mean, no man would say no to that, and why would any woman? :P

http://www.thelocal.se/9078/20071112/
Umm... these women:

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