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Offline Mordeth

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« on: November 15, 2007, 11:56:00 AM »
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/1115/australia.html

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Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional 'ho, ho, ho' greeting because it may be offensive to women.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say 'ha, ha, ha'.

One disgruntled Santa told the Daily Telegraph newspaper that a recruitment firm warned him not to use 'ho, ho, ho' because it could frighten children and was too close to 'ho', a US slang term for prostitute.
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Offline Soma

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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 12:10:19 PM »
Yeah I heard about this... I hate this country more every day
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Offline Mordeth

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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 12:15:01 PM »
what kind of person do you have to be for this to make sense. I'd bet my left testicle whoever came up with this is sober more often than not.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 12:47:48 PM »
To call it fucking ridiculous would be too nice.
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Offline nunya

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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 02:25:09 PM »
they have ruined Christmas for me now, i will never think of Santa again without thinking of skanky whores.
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Offline Aimless

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 06:24:50 PM »
wait! maybe aussies have april 1st in november!!!?!?!?!
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Offline Ebert Von Snappenhausen

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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 07:31:27 PM »
In Soviet Australia, April 1st is everyday!

Oh and they don't allow aimlocks, 'cos he's in touch with his feelings.
No! Only gruffly manly men like wolfstah and that other sweden in there!

... Someone get a camera! We'll call it "2 swedes in the heat" and make MILLIONS!

Oh and more hos for santa: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ho+ho+ho
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 08:06:10 PM »
Nothing generates the ad dollars like a stupid (and usually refutable) political correctness article around the holiday season.
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