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Offline FoiD

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Bay attempts Batman
« on: July 10, 2008, 09:03:40 PM »
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506

Hilarious if it was true.  Most  likely not:

“Bruce: We hack the internet.
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Bruce: Yes, hack the internet.
General: No one’s ever hacked the internet before.
Bruce: Well, there’s a first time for everything.
General: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
Bruce: All of them.”
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 09:11:10 PM »
it's not true :) still lulzy
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2008, 09:50:15 AM »
srsly
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2008, 10:41:22 AM »
How anyone could read that and wonder if ti was true makes me sad inside.
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 10:44:59 AM »
to be fair, they;ve probably seen a few bay films.. can't blame them for not being surprised.
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2008, 11:21:38 AM »
All jokes aside though there were people commenting on that site that were genuinely confused if it was real or not. wow
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 11:23:34 AM »
yeah, i laughed at them too.

I would actually like to see this movie.
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 11:24:13 AM »
George CLooney should definitely play Batman
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 01:20:46 PM »
And The Joker.
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 04:09:38 PM »
And Vicki Vale, while we're at it.
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 09:12:58 PM »
He is that good.
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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 03:15:47 PM »
hrm

i'm not entirely sure the bay version would have been worse than what we got.
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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 06:12:10 PM »
Nothing beats the class & style of Batman & Robin in your eyes, right?
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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 09:37:51 AM »
Let's save the world

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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2008, 06:23:11 PM »
hrm

i'm not entirely sure the bay version would have been worse than what we got.

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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 08:03:37 PM »
Holy shit, the Irish disagree. There's a first for this board.
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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2008, 02:08:38 PM »
Mord likes to dislike things, just for the sake of disliking things, I think.

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Re: Bay attempts Batman
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2008, 03:42:03 PM »
Pff, I'm sure it's people like you that have deliberately been downvoting The Godfather just to make Dark Knight #1 on IMDb. :p
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