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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2008, 06:36:56 pm »
How about the (lack of clear) policy? ;p
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« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2008, 02:34:39 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2008, 05:56:26 pm »
I don't think I could stand the full interview unless I was really bored and in a humourous mood. Which isn't often... >.<

But, lol:
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7827/palinxy5.jpg

lol

The SNL skit was funny, too


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsvJBgQp3V4

Scary. Did you watch Biden's? He knows the entire Roe V Wade "policy," break down by the month, along with other land mark Supreme Court Cases. His IQ points have to be at least 50 points higher. At least. And you can tell Palin is about to unravel. I can just see her rushing back to her hotel room letting out a long scream and saying to herself "what the FUCK am I doing here."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMdL4sod_Co&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_373599
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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2008, 05:23:33 pm »
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?

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« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2008, 09:51:35 pm »
lol

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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2008, 07:21:26 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2008, 10:18:55 pm »
I lack permission.
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« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2008, 01:30:08 am »
Did someone think when they picked her as candidate? or was it just some desperate act?
What's the catch? ... :-/

Granted, I don't know anything about the politics in the U.S. but where did she come from?

WHY?!
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« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2008, 10:35:58 am »
Well, the main discussion is this:

McCain really wanted either Tom Ridge, the former Secretary of Homeland Security and someone who would be a big help in the discussions on national security and general domestic policy, being a two-term governor and former congressman. With Biden on the Obama-ticket, McCain lost a lot of his momentum in that area. Or he wanted Joe Lieberman, a very good friend and a long serving Senator with decent conservative credentials.

There were three major problems with this, though:
1) McCain was losing support among the traditional Bush (ie social conservatives) Republicans and needed to fix this.
2) Tom Ridge is pro-choice and a catholic, which the Christian right doesn't approve of.
3) Joe Lieberman is pro-choice, a Jew (again, a big problem for the Christian right McCain wants to grab) and he's a former Democrat. The man was even on the 2000 Democratic ticket with Al Gore. So, he's a no-no.

So, McCain and his campaign decided to go "Maverick" (my friends) and to choose something that could draw out the Democrat voters who didn't like Obama very much. These are of course the Hillary supporters, who are mostly women - and what do women like, thought the McCain camp? Why, other women! So they find this complete retard from Alaska who looks pretty harmless, probably don't do the regular two-month screening of her and end up with the most horrifying veep-candidate ever. Success!

And now, some Palin mockery:

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That David played, and it pleased the Lord
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« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2008, 07:48:42 pm »
Now that's funny.

From the moment McCain picked Palin, I wanted to ask her how it feels to be a last-ditch effort for a losing party.

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« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2008, 10:22:47 pm »
For the last 40 years, they hold kid elections, where children vote. Without fail - it has always 100% of the time accurately predicted who would be president. This time? Obama won.

Same said for which ever candidate sells the most silly face masks, they always predict who is gonna be the big cheese. This year, more Obama masks have sold.

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« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2008, 06:46:13 am »
It sure seems like Obama can't possibly lose this year... but if there's anything Democrats do well, it's fucking up a sure thing.  I'm not counting my minority presidents until they hatch.
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« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2008, 07:26:41 pm »
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« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2008, 12:37:28 am »
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« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2008, 03:13:31 am »
There's a place reserved in hell for womein who dont support other women.
A starbucks cup said it, so it must be true.


Also I saw Stephen K Amos earlier this month and as a Black British man had a theory that Obama was going to win because Americans are only willing to put a Black man in power when the country is in deep shit.
Ie Morgan freemen in Deep Impact & the black president in 24.

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« Reply #40 on: October 28, 2008, 12:27:31 pm »
The country is always in deep shit.  The specific complaints change, but ever since I can remember there's been people screaming that the end of the American way of life is nigh.  In the 90s it was * marriage, abortion and school shootings.  For most of this decade its been the threat of terrorism, the war in Iraq and the various "work-arounds" the government has implemented for civil liberties.  Now it's the economy.

Nevertheless I think there may be something to that.  People are willing to take a bigger chance in voting for a relatively inexperienced candidate like Obama if they think the prospect of change outweighs the potential risks.
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« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2008, 01:40:22 pm »
There's a place reserved in hell for womein who dont support other women.
A starbucks cup said it, so it must be true.
I bet Starbucks is owned by Republicans.
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2008, 06:39:12 pm »
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« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2008, 04:04:35 pm »
From the BBC:

"On Saturday, it was revealed the Republican vice-presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had been duped by a prank call. For a full five minutes, a Canadian radio presenter successfully convinced the Alaska governor that he was French President Nicolas Sarkozy. "

Holy crap, this woman is dumb.  :S
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« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2008, 05:30:21 pm »
Yeah, it's a funny clip.

http://cyberaxis.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/regardless-of-your-political-persuasion-this-prank-call-to-sarah-palin-will-make-you-cringe/

Here is the complete transcript of the call:

HANDLER: This is Betsy.

RADIO HOST: Hello, Betsy.

HANDLER: Hi

RADIO HOST: This is Frank l’ouvrier (Translated: Frank the worker) I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin., I am with president Sarkozy, on the line for Gov. Palin

HANDLER: Yes, one second please. Can you hold on one second, please?

RADIO HOST: Yeah, no problem.

HANDLER: Alright, thanks.

HANDLER 2: Hi, I’m gonna hand the phone over to her.

RADIO HOST: OK, thank you very much, I’m gonna put the president on the line

GOV. SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.

RADIO HOST: Uh yeah, Gov. Palin?

GOV. PALIN: Hello.

RADIO HOST: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.

GOV. PALIN: Oh, it’s not him yet. I always do that.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.

GOV. PALIN: I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s him.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?

GOV. PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah. How are you?

FAKE SARKOZY: Fine, and you? This is Nikolas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?

GOV. PALIN: (A gushingly solicitous Palin) Oh, so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FAKE SARKOZY: Oh, it’s a pleasure.

GOV. PALIN: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

FAKE SARKOZY: I followed your campaigns very closely with my special American advisor, Johnny Halliday.

GOV. PALIN: Yes, good.

FAKE SARKOZY: Excellent, are you confident?

GOV. PALIN: Very confident, and we’re thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening.

FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

GOV. PALIN: I feel so good, I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow through the finish.

FAKE SARKOZY: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real, and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.

GOV. PALIN: Yes, Nikolas we so appreciate this opportunity.

FAKE SARKOZY: You know, I see you as a president one day too.

GOV. PALIN: Haha, maybe in eight years.

FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I hope for you, you know we have a lot on common because personally, one of my favorite activities is to hunt, too.

GOV. PALIN: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.

FAKE SARKOZY: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in France, (says long French-sounding phrase).

GOV. PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone that way.

FAKE SARKOZY: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, taking away life, that is so fun. I would really love to go as long as we don’t bring vice president Cheney, haha.

GOV. PALIN: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, you know we have a lot in common because from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.

GOV. PALIN: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FAKE SARKOZY: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse.

GOV. PALIN: Well, you know, he’s doing fine too, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

FAKE SARKOZY:I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

GOV. PALIN: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort there, as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness; you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

FAKE SARKOZY: Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you. You know, even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

GOV. PALIN: Well give her a big hug for me.

FAKE SARKOZY: You know my wife if is a singer and a former hot top model. And she’s so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.

GOV. PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn’t know that.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, in French, it’s called Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne (Approximate translation: Lipstick on a sow or slut) or if you prefer in English “Joe the Plumber it is Life, Joe the Plumber”.

GOV. PALIN: Maybe she understands the some of the unfair criticism, but I bet you she’s such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

FAKE SARKOZY: I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber, that’s not your husband, right?

GOV. PALIN: That’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, yes, I understand. We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called “Marselle the Guy with Bread Under his Armpit”. Oui.

GOV. PALIN: Right, that’s what it’s all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

FAKE SARKOZY: I seen a bit, but NBC, even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry about as much as usual.

GOV. PALIN: Yes, that’s what we’re up against.

FAKE SARKOZY: I must say, Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life - you know, Hustler’s “Nailin’ Palin”.

GOV. PALIN: Oh good, thank you.

FAKE SARKOZY: That was really edgy.

GOV. PALIN: Well good.

FAKE SARKOZY: I really loved you. And I must say something else so governor, you’ve been pranked by the Masked Avengers, we’re two comedians from Montreal.

GOV. PALIN: Oh, [sic] we’ve been pranked. What radio station is this?

FAKE SARKOZY: This is for CKOY in Montreal.

GOV. PALIN: In Montreal? tell me there radio station call letters.

FAKE SARKOZY: CK… Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.

PALIN AID: I’m sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.

FAKE SARKOZY: Yay! Woohoo!

End of transcript.
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« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2008, 01:47:18 am »
It is unreal to me that she feel for this. Not just the screening process, but from the very start it was an obvious joke.  :-X As Tim pointed out, some of the most basic things like In Quebec it is a Premier not a Prime Minister, etc. Basic political facts, that she knows nothing about. She has zero education, no real background, how... HOW, I don't understand how. It has to be a huge huge joke, right?
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« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2008, 10:06:33 am »
Oh my god, the news article made it sound like she realized it was a prank on her own.  She had to be TOLD that the guy asking her about a * video wasn't the President of France?

Dear Jesus Christ.  Please don't let this woman win.
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« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2008, 10:50:22 am »
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